"The right way to use TAMPAX tampons and other helpful hints about absorbency

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•Always remove your used tampon before inserting a new one
•Be sure to remove the last tampon you use at the end of your period"

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i love this. the fact that TAMPAX had to include these rather ridiculously obvious instructions tells me that somewhere, at some point, some poor doctor had to pull, like, 5 three-week-old fetid rotting tampons out of an ailing woman, whose family ended up suing the tampon manufacturer.

i say this all the time, but honestly: what kind of retard...?