The most useless response from Clubhouse:
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Dear nori:

Thank you for contacting us in regards to our Club House Extracts. Our customers are our first concern and we are always interested in assisting you with any questions or comments you may have on any of our products.

We are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you. We have forwarded your comments to the marketing director for future consideration.

If you have questions regarding any of our products, please do not hesitate to contact me via email or call our toll free number, 1-800-265-2600.

Sincerely,

Valerie Mailloux

Consumer Affairs Specialist
McCormick Canada
www.clubhouse.ca
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I didn't write back, but I regret that a little bit now. Marketing? How is that productive?

I guess if I'm going to start making this complaint letter schtick a thing, I should start following through, huh? Anyway, if in five years you start seeing vanilla and almond extract bottles that don't fucking leak (I'm pretty sure that technology will be available then), know that you have me—or possibly hundreds of other people who have come to the same simple realization—to thank.